Ferris
@Ferris@infosec.pub
- Comment on Japan to launch world’s first wooden satellite to combat space pollution 4 months ago:
Surely it’ll be powered by wood and have wooden circuitry and it’ll be super efficient to launch because they’ve figured out how to harness the power of wood popping as it burns. I can’t wait to see the wooden solar panels. Good thing there’s so much oxygen in space. This stuff doesn’t usually make it to the surface on reentry anyway, right?
I wonder if this is a real article. I don’t want to read it, but I wonder.
- Comment on Amazon could soon be on the hook for safety of third-party products it sells and ships — Government order could classify it as a distributor, potentially exposing it to more legal claims 5 months ago:
teslas specifically don’t generate electricity
what is going on in this thread?
- Comment on Addiction is like a beautiful little warm fire that becomes the destruction of everything you have. 5 months ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
you mean you send it out from under the toilet lid?
- Comment on US pay-TV subscriber base eroding at record pace 5 months ago:
I’d rather pry my eyes out with crayons
- Comment on Compy... Burninate that entire personal log. 5 months ago:
i… never thought to do that, young as i was
- Comment on We can't all be perfect... 6 months ago:
it’s from all the McDonalds, Jesus.
- Comment on Same?... Yes, Same 6 months ago:
who downvotes personal experience that provides more thoughtful input than the input above it? wtf
- Comment on Same?... Yes, Same 6 months ago:
5,000 years of experimentation is not enough! I demand more! slams fist vaguely
- Comment on Relatable. 6 months ago:
marked as resolved please take my survey judging my wang size
- Comment on Analog problems require kickass solutions 6 months ago:
i choose to interpret this as you thinking kidneys are stupid.
- Comment on You may want to sit down 6 months ago:
i was IRCing with my PSP at around 13 :p
- Comment on Brain Study Suggests Traumatic Memories Are Processed as Present Experience 7 months ago:
- Comment on A good deal of IT work, too 7 months ago:
how big are your pockets cmon
- Comment on I will not elaborate 7 months ago:
feel good inc vs propane tank
- Comment on What impact would reversing the Earth's rotation have? 8 months ago:
it’s a french scientist’s name
- Comment on This is the way 8 months ago:
think that’s called baker’s chocolate
- Comment on Leaked screenshot shows Amazon is now tracking individual employee office attendance records, reversing its anonymized data policy 9 months ago:
erm. What would a Bezos performance quantification look like?