Barnaby Joyce captured on video lying next to planter box

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• ziltoid101@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Imagine stumbling home after a night out and you see fucking Barnaby Joyce on the road haha

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  • Faceman2K23@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d give him a purple powerade, call him a knob, then leave.

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    • zurohki@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’d give him a purple powerade

      I’m not sure if that’s slang or if you actually mean you’d go buy him a bottle of purple powerade.

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  • Deceptichum@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Makes you wish you were deso that night.

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• teamevil@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I love that this is already on Wikipedia.

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• fivemmvegemite@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jokes aside, he’s a disgrace. Sadly, considering he has been re-elected in the past despite worse behaviour, I expect this will be celebrated in his electorate.

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  • vividspecter@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I like him cause he’s a drunken wreck, just like me!”

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• Custoslibera@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That beetroot is going to have dirt all over it now.

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• Ixoid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Article doesn’t mention if he was drunk. It’s the Beetrooter, so I’m gonna assume he was.

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• No1@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I bet he wasn’t lying straight lol

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• dgriffith@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Out therrrrre There’s a world outside of Tamworth Way out there beyond this hick town, Barnaby There’s a slick town, Barnabyyyyyy! Out there Full of shine and full of sparkle Close your eyes and see it glisten, Barnaby Listen, Barnabyyyyyy!

  Put on your Sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out therrrrre Get out the brillantine and dime cigars We’re gonna find adventure in the evening airrrrrr Girls in white In a perfumed night Where the lights are bright as the stars! Put on your Sunday clothes, we’re gonna ride through town In one of those new horsedrawn open cars

  We’ll see the shows At Delmonico’s And we’ll close the town in a whirrrrrl! And we won’t come home until we’ve kissed a girrrrrrrrl!

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• Defenestrator@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Did he collapse from seeing the rainbow roundabout?

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• Peddlephile@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He had apparently been taking prescription drugs and drinking alcohol. Beetroot was on a trip. If he’s the best that his electorate has, yikes.

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