Its 5 o'clock, time for an adult beverage

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• candyman337@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What kind of throat goat vacuum powered mouth monster would be able to suck cheese sauce through that straw? Lmao

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  • PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Your mom. 🤭

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    • Fixbeat@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      🔥

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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nancy Reagan?

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    • candyman337@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nah she eats metal

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  • Kaboom@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Monica Lewinsky

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    • TheLowestStone@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re about 20 years late on that joke.

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  • ForestOrca@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I looked at that and thought 'maybe with a boba straw'. smh

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• Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  These new CapriSun flavors are lit

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• funkajunk@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I fucking hate you

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  • BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    😘

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    • funkajunk@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Alright, you’ve won me over.

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• Donjuanme@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A true Mac and cheese connoisseur!

  Ignore the powdered plebians.

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• cryptosporidium140@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can confirm, mom never let me drink those

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  • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    She let me. As a reward. A reward for sexing her. I had sex with your mother.

    Intercourse.

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    • cryptosporidium140@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well I suppose that’d do the trick if anything. I tried everything else but she was a real stubborn old hag

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