Imagine all the fart noises, living in harmony.

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• felykiosa@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What s the purpose of the Axe if you have a guillotine

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  • supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Back-up

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  • F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Damn. I missed making a good joke.

    To make whoopee.

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  • F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    To make more than one head.

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    • RGB3x3@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Getting a two-to-one return rate on heads is unheard of, but the best executioners have been known to do it

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And when we execute Musk we will replace the whoopee cussion with a button that makes goat sounds.

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  • explodicle@local106.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I want to keep him alive, but everyone stops talking about him online, and when he tries to speak IRL everyone shushes him.

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    • RegalPotoo@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Put him on the first rocket to mars but make sure you filter the news feed from earth to scrub out any mention of him at all, and replace them with sentences giving credit to his subordinates.

      He’ll go full shining within a year.

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