Client did not pay? Add opacity to the body tag and decrease it every day until their site completely fades away.
dont forget about a comment to remind the next dev to not fix it because the client wont pay
Client did not pay?
Submitted 11 months ago by hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev to programmer_humor@programming.dev
https://github.com/kleampa/not-paid
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tilcica@lemm.ee 11 months ago
CmdrKeen@lemmy.today 11 months ago
“Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.”
Toes@ani.social 11 months ago
That’s a bit more civil than redirecting the domain name to 2girls1cup
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Or to Rick Astley for a more SFW version.
UID_Zero@infosec.pub 11 months ago
Better option, have a good contract in place.
Obligatory Mike Montiero video “Fuck you, pay me” - youtu.be/jVkLVRt6c1U
Aatube@kbin.social 11 months ago
AcesFullOfKings@feddit.uk 11 months ago
YIKES that’s an oof. Selling ad space in your readme.md. And someone actually bought an ad there too. Is nowhere safe?
QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 11 months ago
Well, he has his own villain backstory to justify that… he simply didn’t get paid
relevants@feddit.de 11 months ago
While at the same time closing all PRs indiscriminately, even the ones that are just trying to update the repo from its decades old JavaScript syntax (and get support in the comments)
lemann@lemmy.one 11 months ago
Free real estate 😂