Make sure you know what your kids are up to.

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• lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A respectful working mother

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• Raxiel@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When my eldest was four she had a hundred kids, the eldest of whom was 1 million years old.

  And also a cat.

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• Amends1782@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Totally happened with a 4 year old

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  • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The capability for children to immerse themselves in a fantasy world and act is astounding, this is absolutely believable to anyone who has ever had a child

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    • volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Our daughter is just 2 years 3 months old and she is already singing made up melodies and lyrics. A couple of days back she made up a song about new bushes (whatever that is). Her friend (3,5 years) jammed with her dad on a keyboard and started singing very creepily “it sat for five minutes, sat for five minutes, sat for five minutes, and then it died”.

      What I love most about what kids say in these young years is that it is so freaking random. As a teen I loved dadaism and absurd theater and all this random stuff coming out of toddlers is absolutely golden. It sounds like a Merz poem at times. I can absolutely imagine a four year old telling a story about a cleaning lady with 5 kids and a husband.

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    • Decoy321@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This was the basis for the webcomic Axe Cop. It was started back in 2009 by the Nicolle brothers. Malachi (who was 5 at the time) thought up the story, while his brother Ethan (who was 28) drew them into comics.

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• marche_ck@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Carlin is the rizzler the girl gave her gyatt to.

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  • siha@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    the urge to shoot and stab anyone who says that…

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    • marche_ck@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Troll_face.png

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