Harry Mudd does not represent the best of humanity

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• Doug@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d rather stay here and make out with my Marilyn Monrobot

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    • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• Nobody@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Alternative theory: Sexbots will take care of the sexual needs of gross incels without the possibility of procreation, killing off the alt right in a single generation.

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• charonn0@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Be honest, would you prefer an android slave that was programmed by a paragon of virtue, or one that was programmed by that unprincipled, evil-minded, lecherous kulak Harry Mudd?

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  • IHeartBadCode@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m a Linux user. I prefer compiling my own sexbot.

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    • Moxvallix@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      my sexbot runs arch btw

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    • Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Q: How do you know if a debaucherous chap compiled his own sexbot?

      A: He'll tell you.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We don’t actually know what the robots were like before Mudd found them. They might have been even more debauched.

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe this Mudd fellow is just misunderstood!

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The paragon of virtue of course!

    But you should let me know where the lecherous ones are, just so I know where to avoid.

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  • DroneRights@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Paragon of virtue. A paragon of virtue would necessarily be gay accepting and have a decent grasp of what’s good in gay sex, while Harry Mudd is a very heterosexual man and would be bad at programming a gay sexbot. Mudd’s sexbots would probably misgender me because they’re programmed for men.

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• ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No, the best he keeps back in storage for his more exclusive clientele.

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• metaStatic@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

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• TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  i didn’t read the whole thing and thought this was a meme about humans being sold at the store 💀

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh god, no. Lol

    Although if that were possible, Mudd would be the store owner.

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• MataVatnik@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve been begging for sex robots for years now. I’ve been to conferences where scientists were able to film protein conformations using cryoEM, and I saw another scientist genetically modify E Coli to produce a rare natural product in abundant quantities. So where the fuck are my sex robots?

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