Is it advisable for one who is not an expert on economic and social issues to express views on the subject of traffic law? I believe for a number of reasons that it is.

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• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Heisenberg, Ohm and Schrodinger are in a car. They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving, and the cop asks him, “Do you know how fast you were going?”

  “No, but I know exactly where I am,” Heisenberg replies.

  The cop says, “You were doing 55 in a 35.”

  Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts, “Great! Now I’m lost!”

  The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says, “Do you know you have a dead cat back here?”

  “We do now, asshole!” shouts Schrodinger, getting belligerent.

  The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.

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• ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That’s why one ought to drive at the speed of light, the one speed that everyone can agree on.

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  • PlasterAnalyst@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    *Theoretical speed in a vacuum

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If I was going fast enough, the cop would see me not moving at all. 😌

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• vashthedrifter@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Based on a true story

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