Why can't I get a Japanese girlfriend?

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• Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Step 1: move to Japan. Step 2: get down on your knees and beg every single woman you meet to be your girlfriend. Statistically it has to work eventually.

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Honestly the odds will be better than you’d think

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  • syaochan@mastodon.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    @Angryhumanoid https://anidb.net/anime/15659

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    • Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m afraid Cloudfare is blocking me from viewing that. Cloudfare doesn’t like me, but to be fair the feeling is mutual.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Where’s your mech, dude? Can’t have a Japanese girlfriend if you don’t pilot a mech, smh.

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  • Nasan@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    being really good at drifting your dad’s tofu delivery car works too.

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  • MiRRoRMaN@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thats a very good idea.

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  • NeferiousNigga9@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    im going to make you my plaything nigga

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  • NeferiousNigga9@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    im going to rape you nigga

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• aldhissla@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  As Tomás from that problematic show has said:

  Tomás telling Fez: "Yes, but a nerd with an accent is still a nerd."

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• NeferiousNigga9@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  this is dank nigga lets rape a cup together

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