How does a washed up, widowed, son of a Nawlins restauranteur Sent to the middle of a forgotten Spot near to Cardassia by Providence encountering a wormhole Then get to be a Captain and Messiah?

That three-pipped redshirt Commander, a single father Went a lot farther by being a lot tougher By being a lot rougher, by gatherin’ blood brothers By Season 4, he turned into a badass muthafucka

And every day while ships were being shuttled to the Gamma He learned to love Bajorans even though he didn’t wanna Inside he was longing for something to be a part of The brother was ready to build a family to be proud of

The Dominion came and devastation rained Our man saw his principles dripping down the drain Entered the Celestial Temple, where he went against the grain Even though he felt the strain, unlike Dukat he still stayed sane

Well the word got around, everyone came to the station Klingons and Ferengi, aliens without cessation Prophets in the wormhole bringing trials and tribble-lations And the whole Quadrant knew his name What’s his name, man?

Captain Benjamin Sisko My name is Captain Benjamin Sisko And I have 7 seasons left to go So just you wait Just you wait…