How to start a semantic argument, part 1: Crew Rapport

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• The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Picard wins overall best captain, but if the question is “crew rapport”, I have to admit that Kirk did it better. He was buddy buddy with everyone and joked around with them as friends, while Picard kept a professional distance.

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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Thanks for the sincere answer. And I have to agree. Just look at them together:

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    Don’t mind Spock. The rod hasn’t been surgically removed yet.

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• negativenull@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Bengamin Sisko enters the chat

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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He beamed both of them into the wormhole then ascended already, it’s a competition for second place now

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  • julianh@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    • Personable and friendly with crew
    • Harsh when he needs to be
    • Open to different religious beliefs
    • Lets his crew have a cool bar
    • Cool dad
    • Can live with it

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• negativenull@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This exists, making Picard the winner. All other arguments are invalid.

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  • xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    picard dancing like a spin kinda dance gif

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    • negativenull@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I take it back. This is also an acceptable argument.

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  • MajorHavoc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I see your perfect work of musical art, and raise with The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.

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    • negativenull@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

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  • Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I have no idea why I clicked on your link, knowing exactly what it was. Then I clicked it and remembered. Such a banger.

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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Did he and Riker ever work together like this?

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• SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The only question

  I ever thought was hard

  Was do I like Kirk

  Or do I like Picard?

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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • JWBananas@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Before Key & Peele, there were… Key, & Peele.

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• xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  kirk scratches chin w phaser have your precious picard do that

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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    He’s nothing, if not self sufficient. But then that’s not what we’re here to argue.

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• xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  picard asking kirk about when he met new lifeform then kirk w tribbles then picard saying nvm

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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Take that Mr. Captain of a Ship With A Non-Detachable Saucer Section

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  • JWBananas@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Maybe if Jim would fill out his reports

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    • xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Kirk doing reports?

      not scientifically possible

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• ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Should anyone feel so inclined:

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