….amen.
That verse was abead of its time.
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Nusm@lemm.ee 1 year ago
MxM111@kbin.social 1 year ago
Finally, a practical Jesus!
altasshet@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Your own practical Jesus…
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 1 year ago
Stop citing it in modern English!
The King James Bible, Gor 4:20:For, if thine carter forceth thee off his iron-wheeled carriage, as his serfs are patching the trail ahead, shout not in despair and come unto Me; for Mine Carriage hath no need for iron track. Let Me carry thou and thou will complete thine journey on soft, wide wheels. I will carry thou slowly but surely, across roads and paths with bedding of clay, stone and rubble.
needthosepylons@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I smiled during the whole comment, thank you :)
EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Ah, my favorite part of the Bible. 👍
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 1 year ago
The people of the time were very confused by this talk of buses and railroads, but they wrote it down anyway.
EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
And yea God said, “No Standard-Gauge railway shall have a track gauge of more than 1 435 mm.”
And thus it shall be.
Amen.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 1 year ago
The wording was different back then (see my other comment)
MxM111@kbin.social 1 year ago
Finally, a practical Jesus!
Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 1 year ago
On the first day, the Lord said “let there be light rail”.
bappity@lemmy.world 1 year ago
on the second day, the Lord said “Part suspended, minor delays on all lines”