Vaseline

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• fatzgebum@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The fact that they used the Quotation marks like "

  this" really bothers me. They even did it twice.

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• NightLily@lemmy.basedcount.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Image

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  • GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why does this pic make my chest hurt?

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    • Steeve@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Cholesterol?

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    • NightLily@lemmy.basedcount.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Have you tried asking the Grinch? I hear he’s an expert on chest pain!

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  • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Someone needs to add Shifu drowning in the lake to this.

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My favorite is " Vaseline is responsible but not liable for many unwanted pregnancies due to customers not reading the fine print."

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• onion@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Fun fact: vaseline is petroleum jelly

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  • JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah im like wtf is this shit trying to make it sound like your product comes from water and olive oil, not from oil processing.
    In other news im naming my new fuel ‘enviro-fluid’ derived from the english word ‘environment’, spoiler: its petroleum.

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• theodewere@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  i would say that this encounter with Vaseline on social media has: d) slightly improved my view of Vaseline products overall

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• xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  They’ve got one goal in life and are fulfilling it to the fullest

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• Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Vaseline: your grandparents used it to fuck

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