Found on the dark web

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• setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I always figured that the reason UFO whistleblowers never showed us pictures is because real alien spacecraft look like incredibly low budget movie sets. The alien alloy looks like unpainted plywood, and the advanced beyond our understanding connective material looks like duct tape. The whistleblowers know the pictures would hurt their credibility, so are, ironically attempting to create very advanced fake pictures but they aren’t ready to be revealed yet.

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  • neobunch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Or because the amount of evidence of all alien spacecraft all through human history is and has always been: zero.

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    • setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

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    • Whisper06@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s not what your mom said.

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• sparky_gnome@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I know exactly why you never see UFOs. Turns out, humans are pretty good at identifying flying objects.

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• Albin7326@suppo.fi ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  How to access the dark web ?

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  • bappity@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    ok so basically find a spider, wait for it to make a web and then turn off the lights

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    • JoeKrogan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This guy dark webs. Also be sure to tie an onion to your belt.

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    • Hupf@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hey! Who turned off the lights?

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  • CouncilOfFriends@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Disconnect your router’s connection to your Internet service provider, and then ping another device in your house. You are now on the dark web

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I always liked the idea that aliens were smart enough to travel from one solar system to another but too stupid to understand basic camouflage.

  Also, what are the lights on UFOs for? Too dark in space?

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• CaptainPickle@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Oh cool it’s giving the thumbs up 👍

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