What if Worf is always so moody bc he is constantly constipated?

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• bionicjoey@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  So THAT’S what he meant when he said that the greatest battle is fighting against one’s own inner turmoil

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  • OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Poor guy can’t get any relief from his Kronos’ Disease

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    • Sharpiemarker@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Well played

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• The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s his greatest battle.

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  • xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    (duplicate comments lol)

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I thought your reply came through my inbox twice by mistake… lol

      Yeah, it appears I hit a temporal anomaly when commenting earlier.

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• The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s his greatest battle.

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  • xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    (duplicate comments lol)

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• JWBananas@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  At least he doesn’t have to hold his urine for a whole year

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  • Venicon@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Bummed by how much they underused Bortas when it came to New Horizons. Feel like they wanted to put Seth’s new girlfriend in the limelight so ignored more established characters.

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    • acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Who’s his new girlfriend?

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• Davel23@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Not only is he constipated, but he has two buttholes. Twice the suffering.

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• 4am@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Possibly the inspiration for Ja’Loja?

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• Shialac@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I thought that was canon

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• negativeyoda@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My first thought was, “the replicator can make any cuisine, you dolts!” Because I’m no fun

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  • dm_me_your_feet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Its still completely plausible IMO. He never showed big interest in Klingon cuisine until he met Jadzia. He was raised by his humans, probably with human food. He might not even know that his bowel movements are irregular/unusual, since talking about shit isnt exactly a topic of honor. And he always lead a pretty conservative lifestyle, avoiding change whenever possible. Why should he randomly change to a klingon diet?

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    • VindictiveJudge@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      His mom mentions learning to make Klingon food for him, particularly blood pie. He was probably eating a mix of human and klingon stuff on the Enterprise. Of course, since a good amount of klingon food is served live, his options for good klingon food from the replicator were limited.

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    • negativeyoda@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Amazing. I unironically love this discussion.

      I found out I had food sensitivities because my wife one day was like, “you know it’s not normal to take 5 violently urgent shits a day, right?”

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