What is something your dad told you growing up that you will now tell your kids?

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• Canopyflyer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is a common saying, but I heard it from my Dad first:

  Never cheap out on things that separate your backside from the ground.

  He was specifically talking about tires and brakes on a car, but it’s good advice all the way around.

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• Syll@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Go to bed

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• VicVinegar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Your problem is you’re in love. You’re too young to be in love. There’s too many putas out there.

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• bellesondes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  “Who farted? Seriously?”

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Don’t put your dick in anything you don’t want to wake up next to

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• half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  You have to work out to be good at sex.

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  • vettnerk@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Buy a waterbed. One thrust, and the swells take care of the rest.

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  • candyman337@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Not true, you just have to know how to move to keep the momentum good, stamina is more important than working out, also foreplay also does a lot

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    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Do you think stamina and coordination grow on trees?

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    • half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Are you another dad overhearing my conversation with my offspring and interjecting with this observation?

      Are you pantomiming when you say stamina?

      What are your hand gestures when you stay foreplay?

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• vettnerk@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  You can do nothing wrong and still be disliked by someone.

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  • MelastSB@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Or as Daddy Picard said: “You can do everything right and still lose. It is what it is.”

    Real quote:

    “It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.”

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