In a later report to Starfleet command, the computer malfunctions would be blamed on an Iconian probe.

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• bionicjoey@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Riker: “I’ve got it how I like it”

  Geordi: “How you like it? Commander, it’s infected! If this were a person I’d shoot them in the head”

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But we need all these tool bars because they help me find real women.

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• digger@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Gosh, I miss MugatoBuddy. He was so helpful.

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• WarmSoda@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Sir. It seems to be coming from… In your area!

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• marcos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Well, enterprise software is known to be unusable and full of vulnerabilities…

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  • swab148@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    FOSS Enterprise uses Debian XFCE, they’re usually out of transmitter range for updates.

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• roguetrick@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What do the kids do for fancy mouse cursors and crazy toolbar colors nowadays.

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  • elbarto777@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Filters.

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  • Lydia_K@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Pretty sure they just phones.

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  • chaogomu@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I've got some crazy browser extensions going...

    Well, more useful than crazy, and honestly most of them are fairly minimalistic in their footprint. 9 tiny buttons next to the url bar, with 9 more hidden extensions.

    I do have to uninstall a few of them. I don't go to reddit anymore so can ditch the enhancement suite, and the opera gestures never actually worked...

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• Geriatrickid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I remember one time my dad wanted me to look at his pc because the “browser was getting smaller”. Opened IE and he somehow installed the same toolbar three times, they were stacked on top of each other.

  I didn’t know that was even possible until then.

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• Steeve@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Oh god I knew a guy who’s internet explorer was all toolbars like this. Literally 20% of his screen was usable, tops. I offered to help him with it and he said he had it the way he liked it. This wasn’t even the early days of technology or anything, it was 2014 lol

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• ArtVandelay@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Fuck the bitches, gimme that free lobster dinner

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• djmarcone@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I have literally seen that computer in real life. Ah memories.

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• Haus@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is a job for Lt Jg Moss. He's sorted out this sort of mess before.

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• infuziSporg@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I used to have at least one of those toolbars.

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  • swab148@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    MSN was the best place to meet sexy singles, as long as you didn’t care about the “sexy” or “single” part

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