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• WarmSoda@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Why is the straw all over the platform.
  Do those people walk around on a bed of straw everywhere, like royalty with rose petals?
  Which one of them walks in front and throws the straw down?

  Or are they just taking a supply of straw with them from the ships hold and no one had a way to bale it?
  Why couldn’t they bale the straw, was that technology lost to the sands of time?
  The ancient art of containing straw is one of the 25th centuries greatest mysteries.

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  • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Transporter room: 5 people, 10 objects, one goat, and approximately 50,000 strands of hay to beam aboard.”

    “Energize.”

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  • Jesus_666@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They’re like the Zerg, just with straw instead of the creep. It spreads wherever they go and they can’t survive long without it.

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    • Spot@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I like this idea the best. The mental imagery is very amusing.

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  • cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s for the animals, you have no idea how tough it is to clean animal droppings out of the transporter.

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    • WarmSoda@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Oh that’s the easy part. That guy that looked at my wife while we were eating the other night? It gets teleported to his cabin.

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  • JWBananas@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Clearly the transporter grabbed all lives in the vicinity

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• swab148@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “You don’t understand! For this to work correctly, I have to include EVERY PIECE OF HAY into my calculations! Alright, give me about an hour…”

  “I can give you five minutes.”

  “@#$&)(/;!!!”

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  • Ensign_Rutherford@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Your profile pic is perfect for this comment!

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    • swab148@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hey, if you’re looking for a severed head, I’m your guy!

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• Dead_or_Alive@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  These first season episodes are basically TOS “The Next Phase”. I think they were hold overs from the 60s TOS series or were written for the failed reboot of the series after TMP.

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• Hogger85b@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  AHH the space Oirish

  https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Oireland

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• xT1TANx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ya but the redhead…

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• conornash@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The only screenshot of Colin Meaney that surpasses this is when he shouts “Bollocks” on DS9

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  • Doug@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Colm

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    • conornash@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Y’ know, even as I typed that I thought it was a weird way to spell his name? Thank you for the correction💙

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