Who needs kids when the adults can be bouncing off the walls with enough coffee?
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Submitted 9 months ago by Stamets@startrek.website to risa@startrek.website
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xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 9 months ago
GreenMario@lemm.ee 9 months ago
We can make more kids with all this energy.
WarmSoda@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Exactly. Kids are a renewable resource.
It’s not a generational ship anyways.
RangerAndTheCat@startrek.website 9 months ago
So if Star Trek and Star Wars were in the same universe would Anakin Skywalker approve of this message or be inspired by it?
GreenMario@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Stamets@startrek.website 9 months ago
Oh… My God.
I love it.
SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social 9 months ago
I CUT THE POWER TO THEM ALL
half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Porque no los dos
samus12345@lemmy.world 9 months ago
It was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, so there’s absolutely no reason they couldn’t be in the same universe.
swab148@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Sure they could, one of them was just far away from us in space-time.
Repelle@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Poor Naomi… oh well, the needs of the many!
OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Janeway, always making the tough calls.
UlyssesT@hexbear.net 9 months ago
The “Warlord Janeway” trial episode subtly snowballed for decades afterward, I think.
WarmSoda@lemm.ee 9 months ago
🏅🏅🏅
cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Janeway’s coffee machine is a 500 year old coffee maker. It has a legacy. It is as essential to Voyager as any member of the crew.
It’s more than just a machine, it’s a symbol of tradition, continuity, and the comforts of home – values the craft depends on to keep the endearing spirit of the crew on track.
But most importantly, if Janeway doesn’t get her coffee, she’s going to end up killing something.
xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 9 months ago
If the coffee machine goes down Janeway will lose her coffee AND the kids in the nursery will die
samus12345@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Tuvix just HAD to be created the week the coffee machine was broken!
agent_flounder@lemmy.one 9 months ago
More to the point, killing something onboard.
cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
She’ll settle for killing some Malons but that will only satisfy her until after lunch.