Schools are only crumbling because the left-wing Wokerati made us cut the school repair budget in half, insists Government

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• Emperor@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Anyway, if it wasn’t for the left-wing wokerati these schools would all be fine. There would be no crumbling concrete if it wasn’t for pronouns and unisex toilets.

  “But no, I have not yet been able to draw a credible link between culture war issues and the crumbling schools, but we will find one, I promise you. And when we do, you’ll never hear the end of it.”

  The problem is clearly wokrete not being able to decide if it identifies as they/them or it.

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• mannycalavera@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  😂 what is this site? It’s brilliant. It’s like te onion or something.

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  • merridew@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    We discovered satire long before the USA was founded.

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    • AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The USA was founded by people who already understood satire, that's why there's so much in our constitution.

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• Syldon@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It is the fault of the illegal migrants coming in from the channel. The vibrations from the boats are destroying our schools.

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  • huf@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    british houses need a very high amount of background hitler particle radiation to stay together, diluting the gammon stock with immigrants puts EVERY building in peril!

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    • Syldon@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      With my Lemmy I only get to read the comment not the context. you can only imagine my thoughts when I read this.

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    • facow@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Don’t like it there’s the door

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• C4d@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Almost choked on my tofu. Now to read the article.

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  • towerful@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Man, what a classic.
    youtu.be/6-9-FkwUrRo

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    • C4d@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Thank you for finding the clip! An incredulous performance from Mike Graham.

      The gentleman from Insulate Britain conducted himself quite well. Straight face and all that.

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• Treczoks@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Just remind me, how long are the Tories controlling the fate of the country now?

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  • geophysicist@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    13 long long long years

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• slinkyninja@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  No one can ever ‘make’ you do something you don’t want to do. You always have a choice.

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