My FWB is still ignoring me so I'm sexting with my dealer

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• MrFappy@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Looking at your post history with such a new account, I can say with certainty that you are thirsty AF! I hope you find some relief soon lol

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  • TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Some dick or some good blow I’d be happy either way.

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• Skankboot@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sexting with your dealer makes you a coke whore, ngl

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  • TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you’re good at something why do it for free?

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There’s “playing with fire” and then there’s “using a lit match to check the bottom of a gas tank”

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  • GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ACME Professional Gas Leak Detector

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