Chuck Norris, Iconic Action Star and Walker, Texas Ranger Actor, Dies at 86

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• LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  14 upvotes on this post announcing Chuck Norris death, 7% downvotes, and no comments (until this one). How would I feel if people reacted this way to my death?

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  • cm0002@suppo.fi ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lol well he ended his life as an UltraMAGAt sooooooooop

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• wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Rest In Piss, Scumbag!

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  • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    As far as I’m concerned, Chuck Norris died in 2006 when Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s black knight, and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.

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