Lawn mowers make great but usually impractical fart silencers.

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• melfie@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I recently discovered that blowing into a plastic tube (like aquarium tubing) with the other end placed under the armpit, or better yet, the kneepit, makes a realistic fart sound. Try rubbing some water on your skin first for a better effect.

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• AffineConnection@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I just realized why people like their motorcycles loud.

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• TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It only masks the sound, just like a perfume can mask the smell.

  Here’s a fun idea. Find some fart sounds online… I’m sure there has to be a 24 h playlist already, because Internet. Anyway, blast those sounds in your vicinity at full volume and nobody will be able to tell if you actually farted or not.

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• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My mower is electric.

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• morto@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I learned that strategy while playing sniper elite

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• DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You could also just shoot your guns to cover-up your farts…

  As the founders intended, 'Murica Style🇺🇸🦅

  Legends has it that they declared independence so they have an excuse to have a holiday that would hide their farts.

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  • early_riser@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The boom of the fireworks covers the sound and the sulfur smell of the propellant masks the odor. It all makes sense now.

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