true shitpost

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• ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I love my husband but I love not shidding my pants better.

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  • lobut@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth.

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  • jade52@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Girl same.

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• Tess@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Not so much when the only toilet nearby is a public squat toilet and you have to pay up front for sheets of toilet paper…

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  • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Assert dominance, shit on the TP seller

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