Imagine what Aliens would think of us if all the communication they ever received from us was Cam girls masturbating.

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• andallthat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Zorr’ak notes, page 2:

  Earthlings’ nutrition consists mainly of elongated pieces of synthetic rubber. These can’t be fully digested, so consuming the nutrients they contain is achieved by inserting them repeatedly in one or more of the mouths that Earthlings have in different parts of their anatomy.

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• ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Shower thots

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• Sagethefolxhero@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  At least the aliens would know how to make us cum

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  • davepleasebehave@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    50% of us

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    • Sagethefolxhero@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Eh some camgirls have dicks

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• lolcatnip@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  They’d have a much higher opinion of us than they’d get from most of the stuff we actually broadcast.

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  • SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They’d see videos of doing and sharing pleasure instead of all the horrific shit like war or sweatshops and what not. For sure it ought to give a higher opinion.

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• balls_expert@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Aliens arrive and try communicating

  ding… ding ding ding ding… ding ding ding

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• jet@hackertalks.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Somebody broadcast the internet into space… Oh wait starlink has us covered

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