If we were to apply the logic of cookie banners and T&Cs in real life, it would look like sexual harassment at best, gang rape at worst

Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨medem@lemmy.wtf⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

‘Oh, you didn’t want me to put my tongue in your ear and grab you by the p***y? But it is CLEARLY stated in page 964 of our agreement!!’

‘Just tap “OK” for our 533 trusted partners to legally stalk you for over a year’

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humble_boatsman@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago
I really think !Unix_surrealism would like to have a talk with you.

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dis_da_mor@anarchist.nexus ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
if you don’t want to be touched then just stop looking at me

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- wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  Well now I’m really not gonna stop
  
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Pricklesthemagicfish@reddthat.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Did you see what your smart phone was wearing it was begging for it.

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