NSA Orders Employees to Spy “With Dignity and Respect”::In a new directive, the head of the notoriously invasive NSA ordered employees to spy on the world with “with dignity and respect”
spies gently
Submitted 1 year ago by L4s@lemmy.world [bot] to technology@lemmy.world
https://theintercept.com/2023/08/25/nsa-spy-dignity-respect/
NSA Orders Employees to Spy “With Dignity and Respect”::In a new directive, the head of the notoriously invasive NSA ordered employees to spy on the world with “with dignity and respect”
spies gently
Fucking finally. I was getting really concerned of all the undignified and disrespectful spying around here.
The fuck does that even mean?
“Crash the car without inflicting damage”
ITS one of those periodic reminders that management sends out about workplace rules. Big deal.
How does one spy with respect exactly ?
lmao
It died with “drug dogs.” I am currently fighting the department of veterans affairs federal police because they bypass the 4th amendment with a drug dog. They found nothing because I don’t do drugs, but the fake dog hits need to stop.
Continue fighting it. Much precedent has been set in the Supreme Court over drug dogs:
How laughable
Spies (respectfully).
Nottheonion
This is like telling a stealthy cat burglar to wear formal attire. Because nothing says ‘covert operation’ like a bow tie and a monocle.
great idea. an email with that verbiage is a surefire way to straighten everyone up.
Oh fuck off
Pissnpink@feddit.uk 1 year ago
This had the same energy as the beatings will continue until morale improves