Akira

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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My Canadian neighbour’s uncle patented a new fleshlight model the other day called the “Margaret Thatcher’s Boner Smasher”. It’s made of 100% iron and will wreck your junk but everyone seems to love it for some reason. I haven’t tried it yet but I’ll probably borrow my great grandpa’s in a few weeks when he’s done with it. Those crazy Canucks are always patenting strange products, like cigarette toast crunch and maple semengarettes (man those Canadians sure love cigarettes). If I hadn’t been born there I’d love to go visit someday.

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• peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That soundtrack is fucking great.

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• wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I country so blue!

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