A line more crushing than "are you almost finished"

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• lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I once got “I wish you were taller 😟”, literally seconds before I was going to put it in. I’d be lying if I said that didn’t take the wind out of my sails. This was someone I’d been with for like a year and slept with many times previously too.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They never seem to grasp that a remark like that can cause you to go limp immediately

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  As a premature ejaculator I’ve never heard that line.

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