HELLA TITE

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• GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Humans are just bacteria that learned how to grow a brain.

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  • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh it’s far worse than that: we are a fungus that ate a bacteria and thereby gained superpowers that we used to conquer the whole world… (or so we tell ourselves)

    And then some of us ate a different bacteria and became plants, which now we use as fuel for our cars.

    And don’t even get me started on viruses… or prions for that matter:-).

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    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      conquer the whole world… (or so we tell ourselves)

      More like terrorism. We can destroy the fuck out of everything and we keep that in our back pocket.

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• PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wait really? I demand links!

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  • BaroqueInMind@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Easy, eat less fiber and more protein. Your shits will feel like they are dilating your asshole to fit an entire Severodvinsk-class submarine.

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