I'm surprised trump hasn't attempted to appoint his car to Senate yet.

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• Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Hey dont put my party boy calligula on the same step as the orange monkey!

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  He only owns cars that are ridiculous. A “gold” Cadillac for instance, which is probably just spray painted rain gutters glued under the doors like the Oval Office has gold painted LDPE garbage from Home Depot on the walls. He wouldn’t appoint it to anything because he hasn’t figured out how it can give him unwarranted praise or how he could rape it (it’s too old for his liking anyway).

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  • DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I saw a picture of Trump, Melania and son Barron from when the kid was about 5 [?]

    The little boy was wearing a business suit and his toy was a pedal car in the shape of a Mercedes limo.

    It was one of the creepiest things I’d ever seen.

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  • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    A ridiculous car would be the best to appoint to a high-level government position, honestly.

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• grue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Pretty sure Trump has been chauffeured all his life. He doesn’t give enough of a shit about his car to appoint it to anything.

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  • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I thought the same thing too. Can’t imagine him owning a car or driving it. It implies more personality than he has.

    But then, there’s this:

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    But it could be a staged photo op.

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    • harmbugler@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Accurate plate for the number one loser

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  • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    He also doesn’t care enough about the institution he heads to respect it, hence appointing his car, or a car in general, to the position. Like Caligula, who I can only imagine Trump looks up to hah

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• slazer2au@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Well, there was that horse incident in Roman times…

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  • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I figure he’d look up to Caligula.

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• Dionysus@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  He’s waiting on Ivanka to take him up on his offer to get an appointment for some lovin’

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