I wonder what humans do when they’re not taking showers. And where does all this water come from? And how did I become sentient?

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• Pronell@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I am very sorry to tell you that it’s quite likely you came to sentience just so you could eventually be killed by one Arthur Dent.

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  • AmidFuror@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Quick, look around for a whale and a bowl of petunias.

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• SARGE@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was “Oh no, not again.”

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• Perspectivist@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you pour water in the drain and follow it long enough, eventually it’ll come out of your shower again. You’re practically washing up with sewage.

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  • tensorpudding@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If we want to take a shower from scratch we must first create the universe.

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• netvor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wonder if anything exists beyond the context of me writing this comment on Lemmy right now.

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  • AmidFuror@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Only try to realize the truth: there is no shower.

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• InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s all pee, all the way down. Pee. Pee. Pee. We pee when we’re not showering. The water comes from pee. And your dad peed in your mom and then she shat you out. Pee. Pee. Pee.

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• kikutwo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bad bot

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