Shower thought:

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• symcal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  While we are at it, let’s make sure they also run Electron since so many companies use it.

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  • nicoweio@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    All CPUs are Electron-based, if you think about it.

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  • Zeth0s@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The accenture consultant told the CIO it’s top right in the Gartner quadrant… It must be the right solution

    Now if you can excuse me, I am invited in the 50th workshop to explain us how they’ll fill the excel sheets in the new agile framework they are selling us for the project. Money well spent!

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    • meat_popsicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “It’s a magic square. Magic! How could it ever go wrong!”

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    • Ramie@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ugh, your Gartner quadrant gave me flash hacks to past jobs and I just want to die now.

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• Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  blockchain for state management, TRULY speculative execution.

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  • skilltheamps@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I once wrote an interpreter for a subset of the java bytecode in python. The jvm being a stack machine allowed me to store its state in IPFS and reference past states by their hash, i.e. you get a blockchain of execution states. It worked for a hello world program and was slow as fuck.

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I am terrified and aroused

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  • starman@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And AI for cache management

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  • eltimablo@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You're responsible for cleaning up all this vomit I made just now.

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• yum13241@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Speculative haxecution.

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• blomkalsgratin@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  But is it web scale?

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• nsfw936421@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This has to be a joke right?

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  • tja@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No, jokes on the internet are illegal because nobody recognizes them as jokes

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  • morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No, clearly a community called programmer_humor is about serious things

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• UFODivebomb@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You joke but transactional memory in CPUs is a thing ;)

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