I alternate my days. Some days I use this and on the others I use the Magic Eight Ball

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• makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Remember, when someone asks what would Jesus do? Flip over tables and kick out all the bankers is an option:

  and Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves, and said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves.

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  • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Credit where credit is due, this was pretty badass.

    Also something an absolute unhinged fucking lunatic would do. But badass.

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• cloudskater@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  90% sure that’s an AI image. Whole thing’s AI I’m sure but I obviously don’t care to check out a site where I ask a hypothetical Jesus what he would do.

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  • some_designer_dude@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No no, it’s an app where you literally talk to Jesus H. Christ over e2e chat.

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    • cloudskater@pawb.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh damn, seriously? Great, I’ll recommend it to my grandmother lmao

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