Too bad we can't all write notes and letters with such class

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• wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Cue the James Joyce letters in 3… 2… 1… 0.

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  • SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

    It’s goddamned poetry.

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    • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Pfft. It doesn’t even rhyme bruh

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• indomara@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This made me think of this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beauty_Revealed

  I think this is one of the first documented cases of someone “sending a nude”.

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I thought Donatien Alphonse François, Marquis de Sade wrote “Josephine”.

  Who the fuck is Frederick?

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