I love when bill collectors call me up everyday it makes me feel noticed and important, they really want talk to me. :)
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Submitted 4 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
4grams@awful.systems 4 months ago
I try to keep one or two near collections at all times. Makes me feel like someone cares…
This is a joke (although I am often behind on bills).
fascicle@leminal.space 4 months ago
Have you tried just paying off all your bills in one lump sum
4grams@awful.systems 4 months ago
I have, but they wouldn’t take a fist born, nor magic beans…
henfredemars@infosec.pub 4 months ago
They don’t mind if you’re dead so long as it’s on auto pay.
HeyJoe@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I never thought of it that way, but now I see why they push hard for auto pay. Thats dark.
henfredemars@infosec.pub 4 months ago
It’s a reason, but probably not the only reason. You are less likely to innocuously forget while on auto-pay, though, I don’t they care why so long as they get paid.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Sometimes I see a dumb post and get mad that I’m seeing a dumb post and then I notice what community its in and I go oh yeah that’s a good shitpost.
Love and hate shitpost relationship :/
Anyway, good shitpost. Dumb boomer message.