They’re taking over. I’m too young to dye. No cap, rizzlers.
Fuck
I been too old for over half my life. Sorry for your loss. I’ll mail a walker and some Ensure shakes your way. See you at bingo tonight
I'm cooked, chat.
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PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Ghis@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 4 months ago
The future is now, old man.
Ghis@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’m scared. Hold me.
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 4 months ago
Don’t be scared.
You’ll be making inappropriate jokes with nomenclature that is no longer acceptable and being blamed for the the ills of the world in no time, as I blamed those before me and they blamed those before them. You won’t even notice when the switch happens either. It’s painless.
You’ll still listen to and enjoy the outrageous rebellious music of your teenage years well beyond the time you’re the one warning the younger about the perils of rebellion, excess and even defending aspects of the system you swore you’d never become a part of.
This might come in handy too
Oh, you thought I was young? Sorry, was just having a little fun.
Life is a beautiful thing. Don’t let its fleeting nature get in the way of you enjoying it to the fullest. Look at it this way: Right now, you’re the youngest you’ll ever be ever again. If that has some white hairs here and there, who cares?
Have a great weekend, grandpa. ;)
Hubi@feddit.org 4 months ago
I got a single white streak when I was 16. I genuinely think it was due to the stress in high school. It hasn’t gotten bigger since, so fingers crossed.
Ghis@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I had that in my 20s and it went away, which is pretty shitty because it just causes more stress. But when this new batch started coming in I knew it was over.
Maybe it’ll suit me, or maybe I’ll be on that 13or30 reddit thing.