I can't believe I just spent time making this.

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There’s such double standards when it comes to pets!

  If a dog shits outside, it gets praise.
  If I shit outside, I’m told that I’m no longer on the company softball team.

  When a cat or dog snores, everyone (including me) thinks it’s adorable.
  When I snore, people start yelling and telling me that I’ve failed my driving test again.

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• EfreetSK@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cat owners are the weirdest …

  C’mon! Bring your pitchforks, I’m not afraid of you!

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  • blinfabian@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    dog owner gets licked on his face thinking its cute

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  • oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Better than being “normal” and lame

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• InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What are you gonna do, call Feline Ressources?

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