Modern batteries are great!

Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨wuphysics87@lemmy.ml⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

It’s only a matter of time before they require a subscription, have a privacy and cookie policy, and are loaded with ads and ai filth.

Please god no

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Sibbo@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
Watch this ad about funeral services before unlocking the defibrillator!

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- __siru__@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  Didn’t this happen with first aid videos on YouTube?
  
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- meejle@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  “This segment of the defibrillation is sponsored by Zocdoc”
  
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unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Getting edged by a mandatory ad interruption playing on your vibrator.

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- Test_Tickles@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  It hums the notes to the company jingle every time you orgasm.
  
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  - unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    We think alike i see :D
    
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BroBot9000@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
There is no god. Only the subscription service that the church sells. Buy it or go to their nonexistent hell. 😂

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