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What is the best advice you've ever been given?

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Alice@hilariouschaos.com⁩ to ⁨askhilariouschaos@hilariouschaos.com⁩

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  • warbond@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    One of my instructors while I was learning how to shoot said, “Just remember: keep breathing.”

    I think he was just talking about overcoming my literal tendency to hold my breath while shooting, but man I thought about that one a lot over the years.

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    • Alice@hilariouschaos.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’s great advice

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  • WoodScientist@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Always live one pay raise behind.

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    • Alice@hilariouschaos.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yes

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  • HurricaneLiz@hilariouschaos.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “You’re doing it.”

    That’s what my Grappa said whenever I told him my plans, and I keep it in mind when other people tell me their crazy plans so I don’t get as worried

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    • Alice@hilariouschaos.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Grandpa’s always have the best advice

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  • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Wrap it up”

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    • Alice@hilariouschaos.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Always

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  • Snatchdaddy@hilariouschaos.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    During a really tough time of my life, someone said to me “It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again”

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    • Alice@hilariouschaos.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Classic lol

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  • Snatchdaddy@hilariouschaos.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Listen to the song then listen to the instrumental version of it

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    • Alice@hilariouschaos.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Good advice

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  • Snatchdaddy@hilariouschaos.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    A few pieces of advice have stuck with me over the years. Like, drinking a beer in the shower—sounds ridiculous, but it’s criminally underrated. When I was five, my Nana hit me with: ‘Never sleep with a girl when she’s fertile.’ Didn’t fully get it back then, but it stuck. Somewhere along the way I picked up ‘Use the Force, Luke,’ which still makes me laugh. Then there was the game-changer: always poke holes in Chinese pork dumplings before dipping them in the juice. Honestly, that one changed my life. And for pure chaos? Take a sip every time you see blood in Saving Private Ryan. Not sure if it’s advice or a survival test, but it definitely makes the movie unforgettable

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    • warbond@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      More like unrememberable

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    • Alice@hilariouschaos.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      These are great

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  • MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Do not pay a hooker before sex.

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    • Snatchdaddy@hilariouschaos.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Hey bud, i still need my fifty bucks

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    • Alice@hilariouschaos.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      🤣

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