Always live one pay raise behind.
What is the best advice you've ever been given?
Submitted 4 days ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to askhilariouschaos@hilariouschaos.com
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HurricaneLiz@hilariouschaos.com 3 days ago
“You’re doing it.”
That’s what my Grappa said whenever I told him my plans, and I keep it in mind when other people tell me their crazy plans so I don’t get as worried
Alice@hilariouschaos.com 3 days ago
Grandpa’s always have the best advice
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 3 days ago
“Wrap it up”
Alice@hilariouschaos.com 2 days ago
Always
Snatchdaddy@hilariouschaos.com 4 days ago
During a really tough time of my life, someone said to me “It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again”
Alice@hilariouschaos.com 4 days ago
Classic lol
Snatchdaddy@hilariouschaos.com 4 days ago
Listen to the song then listen to the instrumental version of it
Alice@hilariouschaos.com 4 days ago
Good advice
Snatchdaddy@hilariouschaos.com 4 days ago
A few pieces of advice have stuck with me over the years. Like, drinking a beer in the shower—sounds ridiculous, but it’s criminally underrated. When I was five, my Nana hit me with: ‘Never sleep with a girl when she’s fertile.’ Didn’t fully get it back then, but it stuck. Somewhere along the way I picked up ‘Use the Force, Luke,’ which still makes me laugh. Then there was the game-changer: always poke holes in Chinese pork dumplings before dipping them in the juice. Honestly, that one changed my life. And for pure chaos? Take a sip every time you see blood in Saving Private Ryan. Not sure if it’s advice or a survival test, but it definitely makes the movie unforgettable
warbond@lemmy.world 4 days ago
More like unrememberable
Alice@hilariouschaos.com 4 days ago
These are great
MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 4 days ago
Do not pay a hooker before sex.
Snatchdaddy@hilariouschaos.com 4 days ago
Hey bud, i still need my fifty bucks
Alice@hilariouschaos.com 4 days ago
🤣
warbond@lemmy.world 4 days ago
One of my instructors while I was learning how to shoot said, “Just remember: keep breathing.”
I think he was just talking about overcoming my literal tendency to hold my breath while shooting, but man I thought about that one a lot over the years.
Alice@hilariouschaos.com 3 days ago
That’s great advice