We broke up. I miss him. And now this carrot is laughing at me

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• 4RCH_U53R@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Would eating this carrot be considered gay?

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  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not if you don’t make eye contact.

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• icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Even a normal carrot would’ve reminded you of him.

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• garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No fuckin way

  Carrot that looks like legs with a tiny penis

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    It must have been in the cold refrigerator to have gotten that small

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