Listen to the one expert in your life

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• solsangraal@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  can't believe they left out:

  pastor: god hates you

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  • affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    God loves you but might throw you lovingly in hell

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    cult leader: that god hates you but this one? He’s delicious. He loves you. Come eat this god.

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• SEND_BUTTPLUG_PICS@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Yeah the cashiers always complement me on my choice of Steel Reserve.

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• SSUPII@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Reposting my own repost lmao

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