don't get too streptococci

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• absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Immune system: Fuck you, you’re too healthy. I’m gonna attack these healthy (rolls dice), skin cells.

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  • Smeagol666@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, my girlfriend’s immune system rolled: nervous system, also known as MS.

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    • princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Mine system rolled: thyroid, also known as Hashimoto’s disease.

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    • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I got ulcers, mainly mouth and throat…

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Could she not?

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• InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean yeah but the fight got heated and punched a few spectators

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• CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I named them “antibodies”

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  • chuymatt@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It likes musclecars. AUTOantibodies.

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• mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  *sniffs

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