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• squaresinger@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If your goal is just to keep the doctor away, there are many better ways:

  • Homeopathy
  • TCM
  • Conspiracy theorists
  • Living in a country without public health care
  • Simply being lazy and not going to the doctor

  But all of them will end you instead.

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  • JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    •Reiki: why call a doctor to exorcise the ghost in your foot?

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• eezeebee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  a apple

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  An apple a day keeps anyone away, if thrown hard enough.

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