Itchy bum means it’s dirty or worms. May the odds be in your favor.
Even mannequins have itchy butts
Submitted 22 hours ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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salty_chief@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de 9 hours ago
Or hemorrhoids
mechoman444@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
That mannequin is about to sniff his finger.
davidagain@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
I don’t care how horny you are for butt stuff with your stripey-clothed friend, not in public, not in the store and definitely NOT, in any circumstances, anywhere near mannequin children, FFS!
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
The kids gotta learn someday, why not from a trusted adult?
davidagain@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Nope nope nope! Not like this!
Of course, educate your mannequin children sensibly and calmly and before they learn it in the playground or online, but absolutely no physical demonstrations whatsoever!
Can you not see how pissed off little mannequin kid is? -“Stupid horny big brother getting frisky in public again.” Poor mannequin kid is scarred for life.
Zomg@piefed.world 20 hours ago
Start Digging in yo butt, twin.
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 20 hours ago
Everyone knows he’s gonna smell his finger later
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Everyone gotta sniff that sweet sweet booty juice, right guys?.. Guys?