That mannequin is about to sniff his finger.
Even mannequins have itchy butts
Submitted 2 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 months ago
salty_chief@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Itchy bum means it’s dirty or worms. May the odds be in your favor.
stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Or hemorrhoids
Zomg@piefed.world 2 months ago
Start Digging in yo butt, twin.
davidagain@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t care how horny you are for butt stuff with your stripey-clothed friend, not in public, not in the store and definitely NOT, in any circumstances, anywhere near mannequin children, FFS!
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The kids gotta learn someday, why not from a trusted adult?
davidagain@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nope nope nope! Not like this!
Of course, educate your mannequin children sensibly and calmly and before they learn it in the playground or online, but absolutely no physical demonstrations whatsoever!
Can you not see how pissed off little mannequin kid is? -“Stupid horny big brother getting frisky in public again.” Poor mannequin kid is scarred for life.
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Everyone knows he’s gonna smell his finger later
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Everyone gotta sniff that sweet sweet booty juice, right guys?.. Guys?