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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ssupii@lemmy.sdf.org⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • iii@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Never eat a whole pine cone without chewing

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    • somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why

      Will the pinecone explode while shitting?

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      • iii@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Well what happens is OPs picture

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  • gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    why is that individual in such an extreme level of distress, I wonder…

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  • jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Literal shit post

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  • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We have lost the art of smithing words.

    "You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.”

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