why is that individual in such an extreme level of distress, I wonder…
farting
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ssupii@lemmy.sdf.org to [deleted]
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gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Literal shit post
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
We have lost the art of smithing words.
"You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.”
iii@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
Never eat a whole pine cone without chewing
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Why
Will the pinecone explode while shitting?
iii@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
Well what happens is OPs picture