Good news is that you’re almost certainly not the father.
That's rough, buddy.
Submitted 11 months ago by c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 11 months ago
As we grow older, our circle of friends becomes smaller. This is natural. For most people, their largest number of friends will be at school/college/military due the nature of the environment. Once you leave, your friends will be your co-workers, housemates, neighbours. As you grow older, many of them will die off. Eventually, you will be left alone, save for your spouse and children. Such is life.
CYCLR@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Wait, where do I claim my spouse and children?
megsmagik@feddit.it 11 months ago
If these are my golden years I can’t imagine what shit is waiting for me in the future
miked@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This hits me in the feels.
Creyapnilla@lemmy.world 11 months ago
From geek to geek, the transition is complete.
radix@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
PugJesus@kbin.social 11 months ago
Oh. It's me.
carbonprop@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
I found my people.
csolisr@communities.azkware.net 11 months ago
I didn’t have any friends in school, high school or college and of course I wouldn’t break the tradition even if I knew how to
c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Keep it going strong!
PabloPicasshole@lemmy.world 11 months ago
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Golden as a golden shower
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
what years are supposed to be golden?
Ocelot@lemmies.world 11 months ago
I feel personally attacked.
janus2@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
I’m In This Photo and I Don’t Like It
c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Same, bro. Same.