There should be novelty toothpicks shaped like little dicks. The would be called "dick picks".

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• TabbsTheBat@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  After a quick internet search, apparently there are novelty penis toothpicks out there

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  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bah shit. It’s all been done, there’s nothing original anymore.

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  • derry@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And there’s already a thing called dicks picks, a series of grateful Dead live recordings

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• banazir@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The name is too confusing, some befuddled man would end up using it on his junk.

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• TheRedSpade@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Last year I started sending a friend Valentine’s day Dick pics. That one was Warren Beatty as Dick Tracy. This year was Dick York.

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• Sibbo@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Or bachelor parties

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• SolidShake@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “how many dicks can you fit in your mouth!?”

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