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Lorde Fans Are Complaining That Her New Translucent CD Won’t Play on Their CD Players
Submitted 8 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.zip
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ConstantPain@lemmy.world 8 months ago
NABDad@lemmy.world 8 months ago
People still buy CDs?
glimse@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Really wasn’t into the singles but overall, pretty good album.
01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 8 months ago
The album really is a transparent reflection on humanity.
MurrayL@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Loving this little nugget from the article:
the translucent CD, which was pitched as an environmentally friendly option
Ah yes, the environmentally friendly option of producing thousands of plastic disks that don’t work.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Maybe stick to making vanity records for the superfans / vinyl collectors.
cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
How is that even supposed to work? The laser beam has to be reflected back down to the sensor in order to read the CD.
SheeEttin@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
CD players use 780 nm light, which is infrared. What is transparent in visible light may be reflective in infrared.
TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 8 months ago
Plastics are typically transparent to IR
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Translucent != transparent, but you might be on to something.
Maybe it works better on slim drives with a lower ceiling. Larger drives with space above the disc might allow the laser to refract and generate garbage.
bdonvr@thelemmy.club 8 months ago
I mean the CD does work. But not with all players… Not sure what makes some work and some not. Laser wavelength?
bieren@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Just buy a new CD player or car you plebs.