improbability and impossibility

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• VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But I watched Jaws and that shark attacked people for no reason bro

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  • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He was hungry! Jeez, clearly no one ever thinks about the shark.

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• bjorney@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Southern Australian springtime swimmers who properly update their Bayesian priors know that sharks are the true danger, NOT lightning strikes or plane crashes

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• NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue: Consider yourself lucky that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn’t been good to you so far - which, given your present circumstances, seems more likely - consider yourself lucky that it won’t be troubling you much longer.

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• owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If anyone tells you the water is shark-infested, tell them it’s not. Water is where sharks live. Shallow water near beaches is human-infested.

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• Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wow, must be my lucky day.

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• AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I would get really fucking impressed to get attacked by a shark in balaton, a larger sized lake

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