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improbability and impossibility

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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue: Consider yourself lucky that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn’t been good to you so far - which, given your present circumstances, seems more likely - consider yourself lucky that it won’t be troubling you much longer.

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  • VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But I watched Jaws and that shark attacked people for no reason bro

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    • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He was hungry! Jeez, clearly no one ever thinks about the shark.

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  • bjorney@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Southern Australian springtime swimmers who properly update their Bayesian priors know that sharks are the true danger, NOT lightning strikes or plane crashes

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  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If anyone tells you the water is shark-infested, tell them it’s not. Water is where sharks live. Shallow water near beaches is human-infested.

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  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wow, must be my lucky day.

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  • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I would get really fucking impressed to get attacked by a shark in balaton, a larger sized lake

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